nock-nock-nock:

KAWS “Man’s Best Friend”

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gayeek:

livingthelostfantasy:

LMFAO OMFG HAHAHAHHA

This line was improvised by Chris Pratt. Creator Michael Schur said he thinks its one of the best jokes in the series, though as a writer, it drives him crazy that such a great line was improvised.

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in-the-kan:

Justin Currie has created these insane robot character designs for several Marvel and DC comic book characters. It would be awesome to see these become some kind of series!

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missaulann:

frillious:

meganopteryx:

alliartist:

cephalopodlovesong:

tyleroakley:

Can’t. Look. Away.

1 minute in. not where I was expecting this to go.

I like the way is slowly turned into “destroy everything”

I think of all the crazy things I have seen online today, this is the one that will give me nightmares. Not sure if because of or in spite of “awesome” 80’s music.

ALL THE NOISES OF THE THINGS BEING DESTROYED ARE SO SATASFYING

can i get one in human size?


thegrandstonedblood:

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

i knew that shit was coming

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

39,775 plays DIC(K)

odins-nose:

Oh


mishasminions:

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

BEST COMEDY EVER

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blatznax:

artaxium:

nonewillknow:

Thepersonwhomadeamistake:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I fucking hate this bullshit so much.

Its misogynistic, archaic asscrap.

YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY.

WHO SHE DATES OR SLEEPS WITH IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THINKING OTHERWISE IS INCREDIBLY CREEPY AND INVASIVE.

 SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE HER OWN CHOICES AND MISTAKES.

YOU DON’T MAKE THE RULES. SHE IS NOT CATTLE. HER LOVE LIFE IS NOT YOUR CONTRACT. SHE MAKES THE RULES.

Not only are you advocating for a father to not care about his daughter, but you’re also misinterpreting the video horribly. He threatens the man that breaks his daughter’s heart. He threaten’s the man that hits her. That takes away her smile. He does not say she cannot love anyone, male or female, he says that they better love her. And if that’s not what a father is supposed to do, then I’ll be damned.

Maybe I’m wrong, I accept that, but please… please explain to me how fatherly love and care for his daughter is an archaic and misogynistic practice. Explain to me how allowing her to date who she loves, to do what she wants, and teaching her to not put up with abuse is wrong. I would love to hear it, she might not be his property, but he is her guardian, and guarding her happiness is no crime.

Amen

Also, any person who is now afraid of dating his daughter absolutely shouldn’t be, because that is a man to look up to and feel safe with, and only if you have intentions to break her heart should you be afraid. Very afraid. You either have a cemented body guard for years, or a death dealer on two legs, you decide.


tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

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